THE RUN:

The run was a very conventional Tacoma Run.  It SUCKED and sucked very well.  J  Instead of writing the usual hash trash, you interim¹ on-sec decided to psychoANALyze the run.  Just imagine if you could predetermine how a hare f*cks based on the way he LAYS trail.  What a timesaver that would be, especially for us bimbos!! 

Here, perhaps an objection will be raised, challenging the assertion that our trails dispense with the representation of sexual relations. There are trails few in nature in which the most complicated intellectual operations take place; arguments for and against are adduced, jokes and comparisons are made. But here again trails are deceptive; if the interpretation of such trails is continued, it is hypothesized that all these things are simply fantasy materials, not the representation of actual sexual acts.  In this trash, I shall give some examples of this. But the fact which is most easily established is that all allusions which occur in hashes, and which are expressly designated as such, are unchanged or only slightly modified replicas of sex acts which occur only in the minds of hashers’. Often the laying of trail is only an allusion to an event contained in one’s fantasies; the running of the trail is quite different. 

Now to quit this psycho babble bull shit and on the run! 

The run started ON TOP of a major hill where we all knew the trail MUST GO DOWN sooner or later.  That’s why Spike remained behind.  The pack was mangy as ever but most ready to find trail.   Cosmo did make a point of opening VIRIGNAL flour bags to dump in his poofter-looking bag.  No pre-LAYING.  ANALysis: Now does no pre-lay mean NO FOREPLAY?  Apparently not, as the hare took the time to LAY two beer checks for this run so some forethought has been taken.  Now does the two beer checks mean Cosmo plans to DOUBLE OUR PLEASURE?  Hmmm? 

The trail takes off through the TOP Foods parking lot, past the Harley Hogs, across a busy street and to a check.  Instead of going into sharp BUSHES and into potential shiggy (where Twat disappeared into for some time), Cosmo takes us to a new housing development where the houses were still being ERECTED.  ANALysis:  Cosmo wants his erection to be on display and hopefully admired and perhaps for sale.  Twat lives up to the first part of his name! 

Hash Marks were sometimes directionals ر that led to no where (but not to Where’s who was home being a sick-o) and sometimes marks were intermittent making trail difficult to find at times.  ANALysis:  Cosmo appears to know what he wants but often fails to communicate that effectively to his partner, pointing and grunting aside. 

The trail lead to lots of UPS and DOWNS, but mostly DOWN.   ANALysis: Does Cosmo like going DOWN or does this means he likes felatio or both? 

Trail wound through even more newly ERECTED houses, through a freshly planted, verdant meadow and eventually DOWN a steep hill onto pavement then to an unpaved road where ice cold (yes, ice cold!) beers awaited to SATISFY our thirst.  ANALysis:  Cosmo enjoys constant erections and a modicum frigidity that is often found in virgins. 

After the first beer check, the trail went even further DOWN where most hounds followed but not this one as I preferred to stay ON TOP.  Why go DOWN to the road, when it comes UP to meet you?  One other hound also refused to go DOWN all the way – just Aaron. ANALysis:  Does this mean these hounds don’t need oral sex or are uncomfortable with it?  Or does this mean Two Fingers likes to be on top?  Or is only once enough for both of them?  Hmmm . . . 

However, most of the hounds made it to the second beer check where trail went DOWN even further where some fool hearty hounds ventured to follow.  ANALysis: Cosmo must really, really like oral sex with all of this going down shit. 

Then lots of hard work to go UP again to the ON-IN.  ANALysis: Takes a while for Cosmo to get it up again. 

PISSUP:

The piss-up was NOT at the Rock Pasta Pizza (across from TOP Foods Market) as it was not yet open for business.  A place with an unknown name but still fairly new & VIRIGINAL was found in Auburn for the piss-up.  ANALysis:  Cosmo must get lots of rejections.  Only the inexperienced want him! 

CONCLUSION:

It would be superfluous to multiply more examples of sexual insinuations as they appeared on the trail. They would all confirm what we have learned from those already cited: namely, that an act of laying trail is merely the repetition sexual-thoughts or fantasies. In most cases it is an unsuitable repetition, fitted into an inappropriate context; occasionally, however, as in our last example, it is so artfully applied that it may almost give one the impression of independent intellectual activity while laying the trail. At this point we might turn our attention to that psychic activity which, though it does not appear to co-operate constantly in the formation of sexual acts, yet endeavors to fuse the fantasy-elements of different origins into a flawless and significant whole sexual performance. We consider it necessary, however, first of all to consider the expressions of affect which appear in trails, and to compare these with the affects which analysis discovers in a hare’s fantasies. 

Or in other words, Cosmo desires a virgin that will go down on him for a very long time. 

DOWN DOWNS to:

Cosmo – The Hare

Sticky Buns - First run with TH3

Spike - Missed first beer check, second check, and the whole damn run

Two Fingers and Just Aaron for missing.  (Could have been his other brother Daren but I get the two messed up) – Missed the second beer check

Rip Torn and 100 Db and then finally ASSma – Late Cummers

Rip Torn, 100Db, Just Say Ho, and Dana – Back Sliders

Dana – Doing the run with a broken ankle

Sticky Buns-Taught TH3 the Guam tradition of "Palauans" with the help of Twat Not where if you don’t want to drink because you are driving or whatever, you call someone up to kiss you, drink your beer and then kiss again to seal the deal. (Doesn’t have to be opposite sex either)

Just Say Ho-Toast to Bitch 'N Hoe for being a good beer bitch and bringing beer UP the hill from the beer check to the hounds who didn’t want to go DOWN the hill.

Darren-Called out for saying he thought Hashers had DIGNITY while doing "Father Abraham," where he was promptly corrected that the proper "D" word used on the hash was "Debachery"

Sticky Buns and Just Say Ho-for discussing deep throating and the pros/cons of no gag reflex and lack of tonsils

Monkey Style-Upon hearing about the Easter run set by Spermicide years ago was set with sperm marks, asked if REAL SPERM was used. "It's a Blonde World After All" 

PLUS many more that seemed to be forgotten through the frogs of the beer world